One last thing before bed

Naughty Butcher Specializes In Penis-Shaped Veal Cutlet

There's just something about the words "cock" and "chop" being used in the same sentence that kinda freaks me out.

God I love The Onion!

I Love My Country–Aw, Who Am I Kidding? My Country Can Go Fuck Itself

Nothing like some good sarcasm. Particularly when it's hateful!