Wow!

Without a doubt, this is one of the funniest things I ever have seen. Thanks to my friend Trent for posting it as a note on his Facebook page and alerting me to it.

Down on Avenue Q

Some friends and I went to see "Avenue Q" on Sunday at the Fabulous Fox Theatre. In short, it was amazing. Think "Sesame Street," but X-rated.

A couple of the friends were put off a bit by the sight of cute puppets having dirty, filthy, ugly sex, but I nearly wet myself.

Thank god the guy setting next to me who smelled like a taco bar left at intermission!

Here are a couple video clips from the show (not Sunday's show, but "Avenue Q" in general):

"The Internet is for Porn"



"If You Were Gay" (with a twist!)



"Popular" (From "Wicked," done by two "Q" characters!)



My favorite characters, though, are the Bad Idea Bears. Unfortunately, I found no video of them. Not that I looked all that thoroughly. Anyhow, they're the cutest things EVER, and they totally will bring you a noose when you feel like a loser! My friend Landon, about 3 seconds after they were introduced on the stage, looked at me and told me I am his Bad Idea Bear. Awwwwww....

If you need a good laugh today, watch these!

So a while back, Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon made a little film called "I'm F*cking Matt Damon" that aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Kimmel, of course, is Silverman's long-term boyfriend. It was hilarious! Haven't seen it? Watch it now:



Last night, after the Oscars, Kimmel and Ben Affleck aired their response video. It's so far over the top that it boggles the mind. You MUST love this:

The pains of getting old

No, I'm not old. Yet. But it sure as hell feels like it. Weird injuries and pains keep popping up. Like my left knee, for instance. I have no idea what I did to it, but it sure as hell is swollen and bruised.

And it hurts. It hurts even worse when I smack it on the gigantic metal, hydraulic stand that supports my desk at work. Like I just did. Hurt so bad that it almost took the funny out of this LOVELY little nugget.

WARNING: It's offensive as hell. Which naturally means I love it!